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    去应聘一个国际化中国公司 填表如下:　　
     
           姓名：English or Chinese

    　　年龄：Confidential

    　　身高：Not related to the job

    　　体重：Varies all the time before lunch or after

    　　居住地：At what stage of my life please be more specific

    　　电话：Blackberry

    　　电子邮件：Only give to pretty and rich girls

    　　上班时间：The shorter the better

    　　应征职位：A position that has not much to do but surround by pretty and young girls

    　　学历：Graduated at the wild chicken university

    　　语言能力：Fluent in bullshits

    　　兴趣：Sleeping and sleeping

    　　生日：0914-86

    　　经历：Fooling around all the time

    　　曾任职位：Decent or not decentplease be more specific

    　　已婚未婚：Still looking for a rich and beautiful girlhopefully can find in your company

    　　未来期望：Have a speech on stage and retire as soon as possible

    　　希望待遇：Lesser workload the better
    毫无疑问,我被PASS了~
     
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    Oct. 16
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    Dec. 13
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